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« on: June 06, 2009, 12:42:54 AM » |
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here's somethings to think about
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and...
You attack somebody
is it called gang violence
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and
You get convicted of a crime
can one of You appeal
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
do You have to buy more than one ticket to the movies
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
how many candles go on Your birthday cake
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
Why doesn't Your other personality have ID
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can You take up two seats on a plane
and claim "this seat is taken"
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
when You go out to an all You can eat
can You eat twice as much?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
Who pays?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
what if one of You is a vegetarian?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and
You have sex with somebody
have they been gang banged
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and Your a woman's first
hasn't She still been with multiple partners
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
isn't Your wife cheating on You
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
why is it They never pick up the check
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
what's Your favorite color
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
how do You know that You are not the alternate personality
a figment of Your own imagination
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
how do You vote Republican or Democrat?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can You drive in the carpool lane
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can You get back in line multiple times
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can You take more than one sample
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and
You see a crime committed are You a witness
or are You witnesses?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and
ones gay what does that make You
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder and
Your called for jury duty
who shows up?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can You answer these questions
without getting into an argument with Yourself?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
Can You write an autobiography ?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and You die who gets listed in the obituaries?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and You get cured, is it Murder?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
does that mean Your mom gave birth to twins?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and You plot a murder and get caught
is the charge conspiracy to commit murder?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and You get married is Your wife a polygamist ?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
can Your multiple personalities
have multiple personality disorder?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
and Your wife has a baby
would You have to take a dna test?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
wouldn't a psychologist be a serial killer?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
wouldn't they be present in the room
when You psychologist tells You what to do to get rid of them?
If You have Multiple Personality Disorder
wouldn't they hide Your pills?
Ok we're done, Hope Ya got a laugh or two out of it
next I'll send You My answer to Global Warming
Thanks for Being a Blessing
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